Friday, August 24, 2007

Fuck you, Malu Fernandez.

This might be a late rant, seeing that I just received an e-mail fifteen minutes ago from a friend. Checking my next e-mail, a multiply update message, Waboy has put up the article, and a link to a TV Patrol video about the beast's resignation.

So, okay, it's genuine. No need to research more, this is not a hoax like the Art Bell hate letter a few years ago.

But before delving into these links, I browsed the article, and at first, I thought it was a joke. Really. A sick parody of an article.

Okay, I'll be more objective here.

I can't believe an article written half-assed like that can be published.

The article is shit. It smacks of narrow-mindedness, superficiality, materialism, and social-climbing - the amounts of which are so ridiculous it only says two things - either the writer intended it as a joke article, or the writer (using the term loosely here) oozes with the attributes just mentioned above.

Add to this the photo of an ugly woman, and the irony is just unbearable.

Really, if you're going to rant about the ugliness of the people around you, at least make sure that you look like a stunning supermodel. At least that makes things a little bit bearable, and people will just brand you as another airhead snob.

But to put down your honest and hardworking countrymen, and looking like a wild "stinky linky" hippo?

Shifting languages here...

NAMPOTA NAMAN KASI, BAKIT KAILANGANG PROBLEMAHIN ANG PUTANGINANG PEDICURE E KUNG YUNG PUTANGINANG MUKHA NAMAN AY MAS MAGASPANG PA SA PUTANGINANG 60-GRIT NA SANDPAPER?

E PUTANGINA NAMAN KASI, JO-MALONE-JO-MALONE KA PANG PUTANGINA KANG HIPPO KA E DI NAMAN MATAKPAN ANG ALINGASAW NG PUTANGINANG MUKHA MONG SOBRANG LANGIS KAILANGAN KO PUNASAN NG GATSBY YUNG PUTANGINANG MONITOR KO PAGBUKAS NG PUTANGINANG PICTURE MO!

At putangina, anong pumasok sa kukote ng mga nag-approve sa pag-publish ng artcile na yun? Offensive contents aside, basura ang putanginang article, at wala akong napulot kundi bullshit at pagyayabang.

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